Stonehenge Adventure – D&D Style Map



START

📍 LONDON – Mum HQ
☕ Fuel up on sarcasm, grab a half-squashed sandwich, a water bottle, and check your boots for style.
💡 Bonus: +5 Charisma if you avoid spilling tea on yourself before departure.

MAIN QUEST

➡ WATLING STREET (ID: 2893823)
🛣 Suspiciously straight road (possibly Roman… definitely dramatic).
🎲 Travel Roll: Walk or Crawl (3h)
⚠ Encounter: Random sheep. Roll Persuasion (or bribe with sandwich crumbs).

🎯 Destination: STONEHENGE

🪨 Things To Do at Stonehenge

🏛 The Big Rocks

🗿 Marble Monolith → Touch. Rub. Whisper. Pretend you’re in a Netflix documentary.
🎓 Gain: Ancient History 
📚 Achievement unlocked: “Suck it, Mr. Whitmore”

🪨 Stone Monoliths (x8) → Not interactable.
Rocks remain unimpressed. Outcome: Ignored.

🧘‍♀ Meditate – Skill Check: Insight DC 12

Ancient rocks grant +2 Wisdom for 1 hour. Advantage on saving throws against stress… or fail spectacularly:

  • Hair tangles in tree branches

  • Sheep steal boots

  • Tourists stare in horror

🧘‍♀ Meditate for Peace – Skill Check: Nature or Insight DC 14

Inner peace… or Green Peace? (Yes, that’s her friend who’s always high and grows weed.)

  • Roll a d20: 15+ = both achieved

  • 1 = sit awkwardly in the wind, confused by your own vibes

🙏 Personal Prayer – Ritual Casting (Minor)

“Dear Monolith, please make my next straightened hair survive London Fog.”

  • Success: +1 Charisma in social encounters with baristas

  • Failure: Full Tarzan mode—curls everywhere, optional tree climbing

😇 Pray for the Soul of a Sinner – Insight or Deception DC 10

“Sorry, I don’t follow sports.”

  • Natural 20 = druids nod solemnly

  • Natural 1 = they laugh at you

🧦 Pray for Lost Items – Perception Check DC 15

USB stick, will to work, half-squashed sandwich, and Smarties (if any remain).

  • d20 20 = all found and taste-tested

  • 1 = summon confused sheep

🙊 Confession – History + Mischief

“Forgive me, Monolith, I tagged your cousin in Stockholm… don’t be jealous, you’re next.”

  • Roll Charisma to avoid stone wrath

✨ Extra Actions (Bonus Adventures)

🎤 Karaoke Ritual – Performance Check DC 16

  • Success = sheep join choir

  • Fail = tourists boo

  • Critical fail = they start recording for TikTok

📸 Selfie Sacrifice – Arcana Check DC 12

  • Success = divine photo

  • Fail = battery explodes (spiritually only)

💃 Interpretive Dance – Performance + Acrobatics DC 18

  • Summon druids… or confuse school kids

  • Critical fail = main attraction of a tourist vlog

🔮 Ask the Stones for Wi-Fi – Arcana DC 20

  • Spoiler: 0 bars

  • Bonus: tweet your suffering anyway

🎲 Rock-Paper-Scissors (with rocks) – Dexterity Contest

  • Rocks always win

  • Advantage if whisper sweet nothings

  • Critical fail = broken fingernail

📦 Amazon Return Prayer – Persuasion DC 17

  • Success = instant refund

  • Critical fail = cursed package with a stone inside

🕺 Channeling Ancient Influencer – Performance + Charisma DC 15

  • Pose like Neolithic TikTok star #StonehengeVibes

  • Bonus: attract wandering bards 1d4 rounds

🌿 Path of Nutty Enlightenment → Glastonbury

🚶 Stonehenge → Glastonbury (1h 40min)
⚠ Avoid druids (Stealth roll)

🌳 Hazel Tree Encounter

Loot: 🥜 Hazelnuts (x5)
Buff: 🎤 Spontaneous Folk Song (cannot be resisted)
Debuff: Sneezing hazard – 1d4 turns distracted by pollen

BONUS ROUND – GLASTONBURY

⏳ Idle patiently (time cost unknown)

Random Event:
💃 Mysterious Dutch-accented man appears!
🎫 Hands you a crumpled note → [Item Acquired: Suspicious Phone Number]
🎲 Random Roll: 1-5 = normal man, 6-10 = ghost, 11-15 = disguised yoga instructor

📞 Leads to: “Phantom Psychic of Amsterdam” questline
Requirements: Linguistics Lvl.2, HP < 30%
Success Outcome: New quest unlocked

INVENTORY

💧 Empty Water Bottle (can’t squeeze. 😤)
🥪 Half-squashed sandwich
🥜 Hazelnuts (x5)
📜 Suspicious Phone Number
🥾 Stylish Boots (+2 Confidence)

ACHIEVEMENTS

🏆 Rock Fondler → Ancient History Lvl.1
🏆 Nut Job → Collect Hazelnuts
🏆 Suspicious Contacts → Acquire Dutch man’s note
🏆 Doodled Whitmore’s silly face over the Monolith 

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